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Cup​-​A​-​Soup Outrage

from A Tasty Slice by Wobbie Wobbit

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lyrics

Fury in the packet aisle
New recipe is truly vile
1 star ravings flood the page
The customers are filled with rage!

I used to think these cup a soups were good
I would give them zero stars if I could
New and improved is how they brand them
I used to love them now I can't stand them
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Why do they have to change things?!
Why oh why did they change them ???
What are they thinking of?
What have they done?!
CHANGE IT BACK!!!!

I used to be addicted but now it is horrible
I had one every day but now it's just terrible
There's nothing worse than lumps in your drink
I had to pour mine down the sink!!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Why do they have to change things?!
Why oh why did they change them ???
What are they thinking of?
What have they done?!
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!

I for one will not buy again
They are horrendous
Cup of thick sludgy mess
I'm sending them to the homeless

Why do they have to change things?!
Why oh why did they change them ???
What are they thinking of?
What have they done?!
DO NOT BUY!!!!

It used to have such a lovely taste
Now it's just like wallpaper paste
How did it get through testing? It's disgusting
Thoroughly utterly totally revolting
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Why do they have to change things?!
Why oh why did they change them ???
What are they thinking of?
What have they done?!
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!!

Don't even get me started on Ribena...

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from A Tasty Slice, released March 5, 2019

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Wobbie Wobbit London, UK

Convivial humour and unique songs
From Haringey in North London. I take part in online song writing challenges fawm.org and fiftyninety.fawmers.org where most of my songs are written.
Most of my songs have at least a gentle humour, and those that don't I hope are just as warm. ... more

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