Messy
from Spit And Polish by Wobbie Wobbit
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lyrics
I 'm sitting in chaos I have to confess
I'm utterly surrounded by mess
And it's too overwhelming to start anywhere
Too, too much it's a mare
Why am I so messy?
How can I be so messy?
Mess on the surfaces, mess on the floors
Surrounded and captured by chores
Why is it impossible? It shouldn't be that hard
I live in an indoor junkyard
Mrs Hinch to the rescue
British influencer and Instagram star
Mrs Hinch the cleaning guru
Online, on TV and on the case!
With her Magic Eraser in hand
Her Scrub Daddy at the ready
Her Minky cloth and white vinegar
Watch her as she polishes and shines
Nothing is too big a job for Mrs Hinch!
So I'm lifting up the dirt and cutting through grease
Scraping the taps with a 2 pence piece
But I have to admit it is with little success
Simply by being it's already a mess
Why am I so messy?
I've been meaning
To do some cleaning
I need to vacuum
The living room
I must muster the lustre for a duster
How can I be so messy?
I'll get inspired by the Hinch army group
With Pink Stuff and Ebow Grease in a bottle
Read how to clean up spills and stains
And pour Zoflora down your drains
I'm utterly surrounded by mess
And it's too overwhelming to start anywhere
Too, too much it's a mare
Why am I so messy?
How can I be so messy?
Mess on the surfaces, mess on the floors
Surrounded and captured by chores
Why is it impossible? It shouldn't be that hard
I live in an indoor junkyard
Mrs Hinch to the rescue
British influencer and Instagram star
Mrs Hinch the cleaning guru
Online, on TV and on the case!
With her Magic Eraser in hand
Her Scrub Daddy at the ready
Her Minky cloth and white vinegar
Watch her as she polishes and shines
Nothing is too big a job for Mrs Hinch!
So I'm lifting up the dirt and cutting through grease
Scraping the taps with a 2 pence piece
But I have to admit it is with little success
Simply by being it's already a mess
Why am I so messy?
I've been meaning
To do some cleaning
I need to vacuum
The living room
I must muster the lustre for a duster
How can I be so messy?
I'll get inspired by the Hinch army group
With Pink Stuff and Ebow Grease in a bottle
Read how to clean up spills and stains
And pour Zoflora down your drains
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from Spit And Polish,
released October 14, 2021
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Wobbie Wobbit London, UK
Convivial humour and unique songs
From Haringey in North London. I take part in online song writing challenges
fawm.org and fiftyninety.fawmers.org where most of my songs are written.
Most of my songs have at least a gentle humour, and those that don't I hope are just as warm.
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